Spigot Drama Generator

Larry pings @everyone to announce libraryaddict did not steal a single function from Larry

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This website is made in jest - don't take it too seriously!
Developed by mdcfe; PRs welcome on GitHub.
Inspired by (and heavily borrows from) asiekierka's Minecraft Drama Generator.

Unofficial alternative forms: Chew's JSON API | Twitter bot
Long live Syscraft!